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Watched Idol

by on Tuesday, April 27, 2010 9:37 pm

Siobhan was horrendous. She was that bad. That horrendously bad. That horrendously awfully bad. She has no shame remaining on this show. She should do the decent thing and either vote herself off or commit seppuku. One or the other. It has to happen and soon. And by soon I mean tomorrow night.

Even Dave said she hurt his ears.

Crystal was awesomely awesome as she always is. At least she was country, unlike everyone else.

I cannot believe I missed Mike but was afflicted with Siobhan.  Who is she paying off to stay on this show? Who? Who! Tell me!

I tell you what, if Siobhan can slice open her own bowel by tomorrow afternoon and still live, she can stay on the show. It’s okay with me.

Glee is wonderful. Where has it been all my life?

Peanut is eating like he usually does. First, he satiates himself. Then he begins eating like a competitive pig, as if he is fighting off other pigs. He grunts and groans and shakes his head from side to side. It’s like a battle cry to the world. And then he burps like a 200 hundred pound truck driver who just had a beer and a chili dog.

I hunger.


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