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The Hierarchy of Food

by on Friday, December 16, 2011 5:54 pm

There are five kinds of food in the world. All five are “finger foods,” meaning you use your hands to stuff them into your mouth. Then you either eat them or dribble/spew them all over the floor. Paula and I recommend a 100% eating them policy.

1) C-a-k-e. Don’t say that word out loud or Jefferson will go crazy looking for it. That is the food of the gods.

2) Cookies. Has sugar like cake, but it’s not as moist and flavorful.

3) Crackers. Not as sugary, and not as chewy as cookies.

4) Croutons. Like crackers but only more so.

5) Toast. Edible and some varieties are nice, but only further down on the “crackers but more so” list.

He’s now tall enough to walk while holding hands. He loves walking.


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